So this is the third installment of the Transformers movie by Michael Bay, and sad to say, no more Megan Fox. But its a'ight, cause who would be better to replace the #1 sexiest woman by FHM megazine in 2007 than this year's ranked #1 in Maxim's "Hot 100" list, and one of the Victoria Secret's angel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. For the fan of the Transformers, its FTW!
Ok, enough for the girl, lets move on to the competition. The question was "Tell us how you would defy the Autobots and destroy the world, and which Decepticons character you would like to transform into to destroy the world."
That's easy. I choose Starscream. If you followed the comic post T1 and pre T2, you'll know that Starscream has replaced Megatron to lead the Decepticon tribe. This guy is the sneakiest, most ambitious 2nd in command guy you'll ever known. He played it loyal, great in execution, but as soon as you turn your back, he'll do whatever he can to take you out. He planned it all carefully, and strike you when you least expected. If the plan goes awry, he would find a way to save his *ss. Selfish b*****d. Anywho, this guy is the most calculated, manipulative, and smart. To bad he's using his ability to be with the bad guy. But lets be honest, if you're that good, do you think you could still be the most trusted guy if you're one of the good guy? Come on now. That's it. Wait for the review for the movie after I went for the screening, alone, or with someone. Doesn't matter. Cheers!
Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon (Nuffnang Premiere Screening)
Back to the old buddies
Ok... Where to start... Right... So I moved back to Malacca last couple of weeks and stay with my old buddies from foundation learning. This should be cool. Haven't been hangout with them for awhile now. A lot to catch up.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Let's make MY dream come true...
I've read somewhere that women will get turned on more quickly if you seduce them by talking to them, rather to visually like men. So i thought of a joke by this fact.
Say in a situation where I woke up in a morning and want some action with my girl, who also just woke up and making breakfast or some sort. I went to her from the back, hugged her, and trying to seduce he. I whispered to her:"Hey babe, I had a dream, you and me, we were walking by the beach and looked at the sunset, then had a candle light dinner under the stars, and we made out at the beach. I was thinking, maybe we can make that dream come true?" Then she turned slowly to me, and said:"Well I had this dream too, you were stabbed like 5 times, then fell on the street and got hit a bus. What do you say if WE make that dream come true?" Me: :s...
Guess I talked her into it at the wrong time huh?
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Kisah Satu Malam
Ni kisah aku dan Nuke masa balik lepas nonton wayang cerita The Dark Knight (lagi?). Time tu (jam 10 lebey) aku ngan Nuke pown gerak la balik menaiki motokar dia, di tengah perjalanan pulang, dia kate nak isi angin di tayar. Aku pun kasik greenlight, lagak nyer cam aku bos, dia driver (gurau Nuke, sumpah aku gurau). Pastu kitorg pun pandu kearah stesen minyak shell yang berdekatan. Mula2 kitorg try pam angin pertama, pam tu rosak pulak, so drive ke arah pam angin bertentangan. Nasib baik pam tu tak rosak. Nuke dengan suka hati nyer keluar dan isi angin tayar. Aku stay dalam kereta, takut lepas dengar cerita pasal perompak2 merompak tuan kereta semasa isi angin. Dalam kepala hotak aku pikir kalau Nuke kene rompak, aku drive kereta dia bawak larik. Maybe lari ke IPK berdekatan dan melaporkan kejadian itu ngan tuan polis kat sana. Sengal.
Lepas Nuke selesai isi angin tayar semua, kitorg pun teruskan perjalanan pulang. Masa nak keluar dari stesen Shell tu, ade seorang akak ni, tiba-tiba dia ader kat depan depan kereta kitorg. Nuke emergency braked kereta, pastu aku motioned kan tangan aku kasi dia jalan, it looked like I present the world for her to cross. Akak tu, nampak aku buat camtu, berhenti kejap depan kereta, senyum nampak gigi sikit, pastu touched her hair, then waited for like 5 seconds before she walked away. Aku cakap dengan Nuke, apehal ngan akak tu? Pelik... Nuke gelak sakan. Aku cadang suro Nuke langgar je akak tuh, tapi Nuke masih waras lagi.
Aku memikirkan perkara tu sepanjang perjalanan pulang ke rumah. Kenapa akak tu buat macam tu?
Kenapa?
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Don't drink and sleep
Izwan selepas menonggang
-L-
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Al-kisah binatang
Ok, so malam smalam, lepas bukak puasa, aku dok dpn PC, tonton The Mighty Boosh aku terlelap. Tetiba dtg si Ninja ke bilikku dan aku terkejut. Aku yg tgh mamai, di hentam ngan soklan yg bertalu-talu, blank terus. Ninja yg cam nk emo pasai aku x reply soklan dia kuar ngan prasaan kecewa (maafkan aku ninja, aku time tuh br bgn, tgh mamai, sumpah). Then ntah ape jadah phone aku mendendangkn lagu The Fire by KsE membingit kn tlinga aku. aku sent busy tone kat dia, padan muke. Pastuh si B lak buzz aku kat ym, tny ape activity mlm tuh. Aku time tuh dh agak dia nk ajak shisha dh. Gut feeling kot... So plan shisha dibuat on the spot. Aku msg si Nakiwa, tny busy x? Dia replied: "nk brasap? tunggu aku abes meeting". Haiz... dasar katak asap sekor2. (Ini bukan citer binatang yg aku nk citer, so bear with me till the end of the post)
Kat kedai uncle liverpool, lps order shisha, nk layan kn pale, aku ngan B usha2 awek, Nakiwa ngan Ninja dok tgk Planet Binatang yg mamak tuh bukak. Aku sampai skang xpaham asal uncle liverpool tuh ske benar tgk Planet Binatang.. Tgh syiok2 usha awek, si B suro aku tgk amoi kat dpn kitorg, pastuh tgk apek kat seblah amoi tuh. B jeles pasai apek tuh bermanje2 ngan amoi tuh. Aku dok tgk je lar. Pastuh dh sangap, kitorg sumer tgk Planet Binatang. Time tuh Planet binatang tgh dok tyg citer pasai K9 neyh. Tetiba si B open citer, :"aku nk bela hamster." Start dr situ bermula lar conversation tade makna yg membawa ke 1 perjanjian bodo si Nakiwa. Dari citer pasai hamster, masuk ke citer K9. Dlm citer K9, sekor2 dok tny pasai musang, serigala, camner nk bela, leh bela ke x, klau nk bela kene ader lesen ke, etc. tgh dok citer2, Nakiwa bersuara, "aku nk bela babi lar.." Sumer dok terkejut, ape gile mamat neyh? Aku lak cam wtf? layan sungguh shisha neyh sampai si Nakiwa stone abes lps br 1st tarik. Pastuh si Nakiwa asik dok citer dia nk bela babi, kitorg lak dok layan kan, citer camner nk samak la ape la... pastuh dia kate, time dia kawen nnt, dia nk label kn makanan bufet yg bakal dia buat ngan label babi. Jauh mamat neyh pikir... Dia kata nnt dia nk label kn lauk daging kurma, ngan ayam masak merah ngan babi kurma, ngan babi masak merah. Aku dh tataw ape nk dikate, so aku pown layan kan ngan men-suggestkn dia taruk pale babi olok2 kat meja mkn pengantin sebagai penyeri suasana meja sambil sebijik epel disumbat dlm mulut babi olok2 tuh, cam Chef ramsey kate nyer. Pastuh citer nyer citer, Nakiwa ckp nnt dia nk wat majlis kawen dia kat Alasaka, dimana dia refuse tuk g ke tpt majlis naik kreta benz, tp nk naik sleigh sambil di tarik 10 anjing alaska ke sana. Aku tny dia jauh tuh nk g alaska, dia kate xpe. Tambang naik plane sponsored. So aku pown cam looking forward to it lar.. Tp dia nk kekal kan plan setan nya utk melabel kn lauk pauk tuh nnt. Dia kate, nnt leh suro katering tuh masak 1 tray tuh jerk, save cost, leh bwk ramai agey sedara mare sahabat andai ke alaska nnt. Aku iye kan jerk. Sekor2 dh bantai gelak cam nk mampos jerk aku tgk. tp xleh lawan ader meja blah kanan kitorg, yg dak2 nyer terdiri drpd org2 yg bajet cool, gelak beramai2, wat tpt tuh cam opah dia nyer tpt, pastu x respect org lain nk bincang pasai hal kuarga ke, hal skolah ke, hal opis ke. haiz... Sambung balik kat meja katak2 stoner td, si Ninja ajak g tgk zoo mlake at night. Mlm tuh terpaksa di henti kn ngan flavour shisha yg dh abes, dan aku ngan rahim dh sakit perut. Diarhea kot... (tp leh bantai shisha agey? nok aram)
Dasar katak2 stoner
-L-
Friday, September 12, 2008
Bahasa English
Ok, so now on, I will use Bahasa Malaysia to write in my blog...
Why u ask? Well, I just realized my bahasa is going downhill as I don't use it much because i'm trying to improve my english, but exception when I'm having conversation with those Indo students in my class cuz I couldnt understand what are they sayin when they use english with me,except this cute indo chick. She speaks perfect english, way better than me.
Bla bla bla, from now on, I'll use both english and bahasa in my blog. So sorry to the folks who dont get bahasa. Anything, my shoutouts box is there, waiting for u to put ur questions and all...
Regards.
-L-
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