Spider... Man?

If you were given a chance, what animal/living being superpowers would you want to get?

That was the question. Now. What is the answer? Easy. I'd choose human brain. That's what make it the best super power one can have, because you can learn things. And knowledge is power. With knowledge you can learn how to fight, or out smart your opponent, or maybe even plan your escape if things turn sour. With that being said, I choose to be human over and over again. 

"Spider-pig, Spider-pig, 

Does whatever a Spider-pig does. 

Can he swing from a web? 

No he can't, he's a pig. 

LOOK OUT! Here comes the spider-pig!"

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Marvel’s The Avengers

Introducing, the newest member of The Avengers, The Electrokiutrosterousereaperfreak, calling name The Electric Man.

His power? He can manipulate electricity. He can shoot electricity from the tip of his fingers, create a big a** lightning and fried the bad guy's a** up. He can move steel stuffs too, just like Magneto because he can create magnetic field with his electric power. Owh, he also can teleport (like the Jumper guy). He uses his electricity and create like a vortex thing, which eventually creating a worm hole, which he can later use to teleport from A to B. And don't forget, he's the most useful guy you'll ever need if you go camping and your smartphone's battery almost 5% left to get you keeping up with this modern world. Basically he can beat them bad guys and won't break a sweat. Obviously he can do everything on his own because he is too awesome! The other Avengers are just for public faces (and to sell the movie).

How does he get the juice? He breathe, walk around, creating traction, live like a normal person (create the energy the natural way). Sound plausible? I know it does.

Friday, April 20, 2012

DG Smart Plan and my Android Phone

Well, the Android phone I'd love to use is the Samsung Galaxy Nexus. Why? Because that is the most powerful Android device to date, which runs on Ice Cream Sandwich version of Android. What more could you ask for?

A powerful and destructive, (or a savior, if used by the correct person) device in your grasp, and pair it with DG Smart Plan? Woah! I'm not gonna mess with that. Fastest, most stable, yet affordable internet connection, normal people could facebook-ing or tweeter-ing all day all night. To a more tech savvy crowd, they would tear the device open, root it up, modify it (either overclock it etc etc) to use it to its fullest limit, and enjoy every second of it.

Monday, February 20, 2012

A Girl - A Purpose

You'd do anything for a girl. You stop doing whatever you like, you'd catch a grenade for her, you learn something new so you will have things to talk to her, you change yourself to a new man, the kind that she likes (wants). Yet somehow that wasn't enough.

A mysterious creature

Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars. Really? That's what you think the explanation for the way they act? You took your time reading books about girls watched all the chick flicks you can get asked bunch of questions about what they're like, how they do things, so that you could get a clear picture on what do they really want. But at the end of the day, none of those matter when you're in a situation where you have to apply all the stuffs you prepared.

YOU CAN'T PLEASE THEM. Don't try to understand them, or you will be crazy, or turn gay.

A problem

Everything is wrong, everything is other people's fault, everything is complicated, everything is hard, everything is confusing. And they tell you all of this, we men are fixer. We identify the problems, we fix them (rationally). And when we tried to fix their problem, we become one of their problem. It seems that all they want is to have someone to "listen". We listened, hence the help, but they don't want the help.

A gift

But no matter what they are, what they do, how they think, admit it guys, they are important to us. A guy would be very lonely, won't get the chance to help someone fix stuff, and his life would be empty and colourless. Ever watched a black and white movie?

I know it is great to have life without complications, but that would be boring, and purpose-less. They have such a delicate way to get into our hearts. There are reasons why God The Almighty created girls for boys.

So, you, who has a girl in your life. treat her as if she is the queen/princess of your life. Cater what she needs, get her what she wants. You won't regret it.

Something to ponder:

Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a South African prison, got beaten and tortured everyday for 27 years. Made to do hard labour in 100-degree South African heat for 27 years, and did it with no problems. He got out of jail, after 27 years of torture, spent six months with his wife and got divorce.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon (Nuffnang Premiere Screening)

So this is the third installment of the Transformers movie by Michael Bay, and sad to say, no more Megan Fox. But its a'ight, cause who would be better to replace the #1 sexiest woman by FHM megazine in 2007 than this year's ranked #1 in Maxim's "Hot 100" list, and one of the Victoria Secret's angel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. For the fan of the Transformers, its FTW!

Ok, enough for the girl, lets move on to the competition. The question was "Tell us how you would defy the Autobots and destroy the world, and which Decepticons character you would like to transform into to destroy the world."


That's easy. I choose Starscream. If you followed the comic post T1 and pre T2, you'll know that Starscream has replaced Megatron to lead the Decepticon tribe. This guy is the sneakiest, most ambitious 2nd in command guy you'll ever known. He played it loyal, great in execution, but as soon as you turn your back, he'll do whatever he can to take you out. He planned it all carefully, and strike you when you least expected. If the plan goes awry, he would find a way to save his *ss. Selfish b*****d. Anywho, this guy is the most calculated, manipulative, and smart. To bad he's using his ability to be with the bad guy. But lets be honest, if you're that good, do you think you could still be the most trusted guy if you're one of the good guy? Come on now. That's it. Wait for the review for the movie after I went for the screening, alone, or with someone. Doesn't matter. Cheers!

-L-

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Back to the old buddies

Ok... Where to start... Right... So I moved back to Malacca last couple of weeks and stay with my old buddies from foundation learning. This should be cool. Haven't been hangout with them for awhile now. A lot to catch up.

-L-

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Let's make MY dream come true...

I've read somewhere that women will get turned on more quickly if you seduce them by talking to them, rather to visually like men. So i thought of a joke by this fact.

Say in a situation where I woke up in a morning and want some action with my girl, who also just woke up and making breakfast or some sort. I went to her from the back, hugged her, and trying to seduce he. I whispered to her:"Hey babe, I had a dream, you and me, we were walking by the beach and looked at the sunset, then had a candle light dinner under the stars, and we made out at the beach. I was thinking, maybe we can make that dream come true?" Then she turned slowly to me, and said:"Well I had this dream too, you were stabbed like 5 times, then fell on the street and got hit a bus. What do you say if WE make that dream come true?" Me: :s...

Guess I talked her into it at the wrong time huh?

-L-

Saturday, August 22, 2009