Back to the old buddies

Ok... Where to start... Right... So I moved back to Malacca last couple of weeks and stay with my old buddies from foundation learning. This should be cool. Haven't been hangout with them for awhile now. A lot to catch up.

-L-

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Let's make MY dream come true...

I've read somewhere that women will get turned on more quickly if you seduce them by talking to them, rather to visually like men. So i thought of a joke by this fact.

Say in a situation where I woke up in a morning and want some action with my girl, who also just woke up and making breakfast or some sort. I went to her from the back, hugged her, and trying to seduce he. I whispered to her:"Hey babe, I had a dream, you and me, we were walking by the beach and looked at the sunset, then had a candle light dinner under the stars, and we made out at the beach. I was thinking, maybe we can make that dream come true?" Then she turned slowly to me, and said:"Well I had this dream too, you were stabbed like 5 times, then fell on the street and got hit a bus. What do you say if WE make that dream come true?" Me: :s...

Guess I talked her into it at the wrong time huh?

-L-

Saturday, August 22, 2009