Ni kisah aku dan Nuke masa balik lepas nonton wayang cerita The Dark Knight (lagi?). Time tu (jam 10 lebey) aku ngan Nuke pown gerak la balik menaiki motokar dia, di tengah perjalanan pulang, dia kate nak isi angin di tayar. Aku pun kasik greenlight, lagak nyer cam aku bos, dia driver (gurau Nuke, sumpah aku gurau). Pastu kitorg pun pandu kearah stesen minyak shell yang berdekatan. Mula2 kitorg try pam angin pertama, pam tu rosak pulak, so drive ke arah pam angin bertentangan. Nasib baik pam tu tak rosak. Nuke dengan suka hati nyer keluar dan isi angin tayar. Aku stay dalam kereta, takut lepas dengar cerita pasal perompak2 merompak tuan kereta semasa isi angin. Dalam kepala hotak aku pikir kalau Nuke kene rompak, aku drive kereta dia bawak larik. Maybe lari ke IPK berdekatan dan melaporkan kejadian itu ngan tuan polis kat sana. Sengal.
Lepas Nuke selesai isi angin tayar semua, kitorg pun teruskan perjalanan pulang. Masa nak keluar dari stesen Shell tu, ade seorang akak ni, tiba-tiba dia ader kat depan depan kereta kitorg. Nuke emergency braked kereta, pastu aku motioned kan tangan aku kasi dia jalan, it looked like I present the world for her to cross. Akak tu, nampak aku buat camtu, berhenti kejap depan kereta, senyum nampak gigi sikit, pastu touched her hair, then waited for like 5 seconds before she walked away. Aku cakap dengan Nuke, apehal ngan akak tu? Pelik... Nuke gelak sakan. Aku cadang suro Nuke langgar je akak tuh, tapi Nuke masih waras lagi.
Aku memikirkan perkara tu sepanjang perjalanan pulang ke rumah. Kenapa akak tu buat macam tu?
Kenapa?
Kisah Satu Malam
Don't drink and sleep
Izwan selepas menonggang
-L-
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Al-kisah binatang
Ok, so malam smalam, lepas bukak puasa, aku dok dpn PC, tonton The Mighty Boosh aku terlelap. Tetiba dtg si Ninja ke bilikku dan aku terkejut. Aku yg tgh mamai, di hentam ngan soklan yg bertalu-talu, blank terus. Ninja yg cam nk emo pasai aku x reply soklan dia kuar ngan prasaan kecewa (maafkan aku ninja, aku time tuh br bgn, tgh mamai, sumpah). Then ntah ape jadah phone aku mendendangkn lagu The Fire by KsE membingit kn tlinga aku. aku sent busy tone kat dia, padan muke. Pastuh si B lak buzz aku kat ym, tny ape activity mlm tuh. Aku time tuh dh agak dia nk ajak shisha dh. Gut feeling kot... So plan shisha dibuat on the spot. Aku msg si Nakiwa, tny busy x? Dia replied: "nk brasap? tunggu aku abes meeting". Haiz... dasar katak asap sekor2. (Ini bukan citer binatang yg aku nk citer, so bear with me till the end of the post)
Kat kedai uncle liverpool, lps order shisha, nk layan kn pale, aku ngan B usha2 awek, Nakiwa ngan Ninja dok tgk Planet Binatang yg mamak tuh bukak. Aku sampai skang xpaham asal uncle liverpool tuh ske benar tgk Planet Binatang.. Tgh syiok2 usha awek, si B suro aku tgk amoi kat dpn kitorg, pastuh tgk apek kat seblah amoi tuh. B jeles pasai apek tuh bermanje2 ngan amoi tuh. Aku dok tgk je lar. Pastuh dh sangap, kitorg sumer tgk Planet Binatang. Time tuh Planet binatang tgh dok tyg citer pasai K9 neyh. Tetiba si B open citer, :"aku nk bela hamster." Start dr situ bermula lar conversation tade makna yg membawa ke 1 perjanjian bodo si Nakiwa. Dari citer pasai hamster, masuk ke citer K9. Dlm citer K9, sekor2 dok tny pasai musang, serigala, camner nk bela, leh bela ke x, klau nk bela kene ader lesen ke, etc. tgh dok citer2, Nakiwa bersuara, "aku nk bela babi lar.." Sumer dok terkejut, ape gile mamat neyh? Aku lak cam wtf? layan sungguh shisha neyh sampai si Nakiwa stone abes lps br 1st tarik. Pastuh si Nakiwa asik dok citer dia nk bela babi, kitorg lak dok layan kan, citer camner nk samak la ape la... pastuh dia kate, time dia kawen nnt, dia nk label kn makanan bufet yg bakal dia buat ngan label babi. Jauh mamat neyh pikir... Dia kata nnt dia nk label kn lauk daging kurma, ngan ayam masak merah ngan babi kurma, ngan babi masak merah. Aku dh tataw ape nk dikate, so aku pown layan kan ngan men-suggestkn dia taruk pale babi olok2 kat meja mkn pengantin sebagai penyeri suasana meja sambil sebijik epel disumbat dlm mulut babi olok2 tuh, cam Chef ramsey kate nyer. Pastuh citer nyer citer, Nakiwa ckp nnt dia nk wat majlis kawen dia kat Alasaka, dimana dia refuse tuk g ke tpt majlis naik kreta benz, tp nk naik sleigh sambil di tarik 10 anjing alaska ke sana. Aku tny dia jauh tuh nk g alaska, dia kate xpe. Tambang naik plane sponsored. So aku pown cam looking forward to it lar.. Tp dia nk kekal kan plan setan nya utk melabel kn lauk pauk tuh nnt. Dia kate, nnt leh suro katering tuh masak 1 tray tuh jerk, save cost, leh bwk ramai agey sedara mare sahabat andai ke alaska nnt. Aku iye kan jerk. Sekor2 dh bantai gelak cam nk mampos jerk aku tgk. tp xleh lawan ader meja blah kanan kitorg, yg dak2 nyer terdiri drpd org2 yg bajet cool, gelak beramai2, wat tpt tuh cam opah dia nyer tpt, pastu x respect org lain nk bincang pasai hal kuarga ke, hal skolah ke, hal opis ke. haiz... Sambung balik kat meja katak2 stoner td, si Ninja ajak g tgk zoo mlake at night. Mlm tuh terpaksa di henti kn ngan flavour shisha yg dh abes, dan aku ngan rahim dh sakit perut. Diarhea kot... (tp leh bantai shisha agey? nok aram)
Dasar katak2 stoner
-L-
Friday, September 12, 2008
Bahasa English
Ok, so now on, I will use Bahasa Malaysia to write in my blog...
Why u ask? Well, I just realized my bahasa is going downhill as I don't use it much because i'm trying to improve my english, but exception when I'm having conversation with those Indo students in my class cuz I couldnt understand what are they sayin when they use english with me,except this cute indo chick. She speaks perfect english, way better than me.
Bla bla bla, from now on, I'll use both english and bahasa in my blog. So sorry to the folks who dont get bahasa. Anything, my shoutouts box is there, waiting for u to put ur questions and all...
Regards.
-L-
This Kid!
Ok, so one question. When u're in a queue to buy some stuffs from the counter or maybe just to queue to take a bus, was there any person behind u seemed to be in hurry more than u, but just to buy the same stuffs or take the same bus, and gave u the pressure to move faster? I don't know bout u, but I really pissed when somebody do that to me.
Let me tell u my story. It was 1st August night. Me, Ninja and Ramlee went to the MBO to watch The Mummy: The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. That was alright. We first went to the automated ticket buying machine. So we arrived late, and the good seats were all taken, then we were having trouble to get "semi-good seat" (lol). While we were still figuring out which seat to take, then out of nowhere there were 2 mid 40s couple behind us, and the husband suddenly said to us: "Ticket ada lagi ke? (Are there any tickets left?)". Me, still doing some thinking with Ramlee were like, politely answered him. After that the guy was like scold us to be hurry. When I heard that, I felt my blood rushing to all of my blood streams. A sign that I'm getting pissed. That was still cool. The guy mumbling with his wife, then he said : "Budak Ini! (This Kid!)". Pergh!!! What the FUCK?! At that moment, I felt like smashing his face with the chair besides me. Swear to God. But I kept my cool, and got 3 terrible seats!
One thing I wanna say here, didnt mean to be disrespect or anything. I know we took quite some time to decide, but hey, we're like u, we pay to watch the movie. Its not like we're going watch it for free damn it! I didnt enjoy the movie one bit, thanks to that guy! And I'm not a kid! U gotta give some to get some right? (I meant the respect thing kay?) So my advice is, if u came late, just be the late comers. Dont push other people around like u're the only one who wanna buy stuffs. Be patience. Patience is a virtue, ever heard of that? Shit~~
-L-
Monday, August 11, 2008
Busy... Busy... Busy...
OK people, so sorry cuz I didn't update anything in this blog... A bit busy with stuffs... I got life too... A very hectic life... I'll update the blog when I got the chances... Promise...
-L-
Friday, July 25, 2008
Tagged by Mad Naz...
I've been tagged by this Mad Naz. Well a man gotta do what a man gotta do right? So here it goes:
1) What is the most important thing in your life?
Family. Always the family. U're nothing without ur family!
2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
Last thing eh? Erm.. Crunchies, a bottle of water.
3) Where do you wish to get married?
Dude, i'm 21. Still a long way to go for this marriage thing man. What the fuck?
4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
Let there be love. (as in i dunno)
5) Are you in love?
No. R u crazy?
6) Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
Dinner eh? Kedai Pakcik Liverpool a.k.a. RSU.
7) Name the latest book that you bought?
Latest book that I bought... hmm... does downloaded version counts?
-How To Do Everything - Digital Camera - 5th Edition
8) What is your full name?
Why would you wanna know my full name? Ok, just my first name. AL.
9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
Both? but more to mother, cuz u know, like they say, "Son closed to mother, daughter closed to the father"
10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
Only "a person"? Well, if i have to choose, then it would be Ale (thats her nick name). hehe...
11) Christina or Britney?
Britney. Do u see how hot and fine she becomes right now?
12) Do you do your own laundry?
Err, yeah? what the fuck with this question? u wanna do my laundry for me? (addressed to the one who asked me this question)
13) The most exciting place you want to go?
Miami beach? Helsinki? Dubai?
14) Hugs or kisses?
Kisses. u can tell what kind of person by the kisses (well i read about that, but i dont know how to do that)
15) Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
mad naz:
1) creative
2) emo (last time i checked)
3) in love
4) always busy
5) a freakin' cool guy
16)8 things I am passionate about:
1) movie
2) music
3) latest gadgets
4) appearance
5) cars
6) how to feel good
7) pc
8) girls
17)8 things I say too often:
Things? Not words right?
1) tgh wat pe?
2) movies
3) are u sure (bout something)?
4) jokes
5) what the fuck (to something)?
6) jom sheesha!
7) i love you babe (to someone(s) - girl(s))
8) what makes a BBQ sauce? a BBQ sauce. what makes it hot? a hot sauce!
18)8 books I've read recently:
1) Hacking Exposed, 5th Edition
2) Rich Dad, Poor Dad
3) Lets Learn French!
4) Penthouse July 2008
5) Playboy July 2008
6) FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2008
7) How To Do Everything - Digital Camera - 5th Edition
19)8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
Only 8? Damn!
1) Paparoach - The Fire
2) The Spill Canvas - Connect the Dots
3) Buckcherry - Sorry
4) Good Charlotte - Ghost of You
5) Eminem - Guilty Conscience (feat. Dre)
6) Emery - What Makes a Man a Man
7) Apocalyptica - Bittersweet [feat. Lauri Ylönen & Ville Valo]
8) Incubus - Love Hurts
20)8 things I learned last year:
1) Love is not for me (at least until i have a secure job)
2) Always laugh at urself
3) Mind ur own damn business
4) Silence is Golden
5) Loyal to 1, service for all (its a guy thing)
6) Love urself
7) Time is money, money is not enuf, hence, not enuf time to do everything (4 minutes cant save the world, u crazy? btw, i'm babbling right now... dont take it seriously)
8) Always love ur significant other more than the world, and always make girls happy no matter what (based on experience)
8 people to tag
1-8) Anyone
-L-
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