Let's make MY dream come true...

I've read somewhere that women will get turned on more quickly if you seduce them by talking to them, rather to visually like men. So i thought of a joke by this fact.

Say in a situation where I woke up in a morning and want some action with my girl, who also just woke up and making breakfast or some sort. I went to her from the back, hugged her, and trying to seduce he. I whispered to her:"Hey babe, I had a dream, you and me, we were walking by the beach and looked at the sunset, then had a candle light dinner under the stars, and we made out at the beach. I was thinking, maybe we can make that dream come true?" Then she turned slowly to me, and said:"Well I had this dream too, you were stabbed like 5 times, then fell on the street and got hit a bus. What do you say if WE make that dream come true?" Me: :s...

Guess I talked her into it at the wrong time huh?

-L-

Saturday, August 22, 2009